The Case For Jordan Crawford
On Friday, the Wizards picked up Jordan Crawford’s fourth-year rookie option. A relatively routine decision and announcement caught my eye as one Twitter user suggested it was incoherently dumb to bring…Read More
Washington Wizards: Initial Storylines
John Wall mustn’t have spent much money on lottery tickets, because it looks like he blew it all in the club. Johnny has been much maligned this offseason for showing up more on posters for embarrassing…Read More
What We Learned In Last Week’s Trade
Ernie Grunfeld somehow did it again. He traded the untradeable. This is the second immovable object he has found a way to shove to another city. Respect him for that. Disrespect him for what he received…Read More
Captain Hook
It was March 7. I was at Vapiano in Chinatown enjoying a nice ham and arugula panini with a side tomato soup. My coworkers and I were about done when my boss came back from the soda fountain to inform…Read More
Trevor Booker’s Ceiling
Wizards fans have an odd infatuation with Trevor Booker. A fan base that used to adamantly defend Gilbert Arenas due to his video game numbers has taken the exact opposite approach with Booker. His numbers…Read More
“Nenew” Traditions
After Nene’s 22 point, 10 rebound effort in the Wizards’ eleventh 19+ point win since 2008, I was…Read More
There Will Be Tears
A week ago, this Wizards team was toxic. The team had me-first guys who didn’t quite get the…Read More
The Lone Voice for JaVale
I understand why everyone hates JaVale McGee – he does really stupid things on the basketball…Read More
Wizards vs. Cavaliers Breakdown
At 13-21, there are only seven teams in the NBA with a worse record than the Cleveland Cavaliers, and…Read More
Wizards Midseason Offensive Report
For as bad as the Wizards record says they are, they have at least been fun to watch. In between blowing…Read More
Mr. February
John Wall was poised to make “the leap” this season. Everyone expected it. Everyone expected him…Read More
Wizards @ Jazz Preview
The Jazz entered February with a surprising 12-7 record behind strong play from Paul Millsap and Al…Read More
Jordan Crawford’s Shooting Woes
Jordan Crawford wanted to impress his family. I get the feeling he generally wants to impress everyone,…Read More
Wiz Ice Cold, Heat Red Hot
The NBA’s most unintentionally comical yet lovable losers seemed ready to keel over and die after…Read More















