JaVale McGee’s Future: Things Could Get Tricky
Watching McGee play offense is to witness hopelessness in its rawest form. In yesterday’s incredibly disappointing loss against New Jersey, JaVale McGee contributed sparingly, scoring 11 points,…Read More
Wizards 94, Sixers 101
Another sloppy mess translates to a second straight preseason loss, as the Washington Wizards will bravely head winless into the regular season. A few quick thoughts after the jump. Read | Share
Report: Nick Young resigns with Wizards
With the list of possible suitors who combine legitimate cap space and a serious need for one-dimensional scoring starters all but dried up, it appears Nick Young’s unofficial holdout has ended.…Read More
Report: Wizards Acquire Ronny Turiaf
It appears the Wizards have made a move for Ronny Turiaf. The deal is an interesting one, in that Washington won’t be sending any players from their own roster to New York. So, how can Turiaf help?…Read More
Mason Back. How U?
Roger Mason Jr. will rejoin the Washington Wizards next season, according to the Post’s Michael Lee. At the moment, money particulars haven’t been made public, but Mason’s expected to…Read More
Dreaming of Arron Afflalo…Wait, What?
Arron Afflalo is an interesting player. Not great, not spectacular, not uber-athletic, not a jaw-dropper.…Read More
Analyzing The Schedule
As was promised yesterday, here’s some extremely professional, intrudingly detailed analysis on the…Read More
What Is The Wizards Rebuilding Blueprint?
Here are some words to describe the 2011-12 Washington Wizards, as they’re current state suggests:…Read More
2011-2012 Wizards Schedule Released
It’s finally here! An actual list of scheduled professional basketball games involving the Washington…Read More
Report: No Amnesty For Lewis
As reported by several outlets, including the Washington Post’s Michael Lee and Yahoo! Sports’…Read More
Sixty Six Games, Shmixty Smix Games: The Wizards Will Still Fail
The Washington Wizards weren’t a very good team last season. Their best player was a rookie point guard who from time to time went on wild tangents, as rookie point guards tend to do; the former…Read More
Wizards 2012 Trophy Holding Odds Open At 150:1
According to the internet’s most popular life ruiner (which is REALLY saying something), the Washington Wizards are not supposed to win the 2012 NBA Championship. They’re neck and neck at…Read More
Tackling The Amnesty Issue: Rashard Lewis vs. Andray Blatche
Coming out of the recently agreed upon CBA (apart from unrelenting sweet tears of joy) is a brand new intriguing amnesty provision, allowing each team the right to cut one cap-clogging contract from their…Read More
3 Positive CBA Takeaways From The Wizards Viewpoint
How does the new CBA affect my team? It’s the number one question fans are asking themselves right now, and with Washington—a big market team armed with a promising youthful foundation and an…Read More
NBA LOCKOUT HAS BEEN MURDERED!
After months of catfighting with sharp fangs, the owners and players have reached a tentative agreement on ending the destructive ridiculousness that was the NBA lockout. It’s 4 AM as this…Read More
Hamady Ndiaye Highlights The First Ever Obama Classic Basketball Game
Yup, you read that title right. Hamady Ndiaye. The seven-foot Senegalese native, proud Scarlet Knight, and, according to his Wikipedia page, lifelong member of Iota Phi Delta will replace Dwight Howard…Read More
John Wall set to play basketball far, far away
This should be his breakout season. A time for John Wall and his near prodigious talent to make that sophomore season leap into excellence. The Wizards should be entrenched in the arduous process of surrounding…Read More
Claire Danes LOVES the Wizards
First things first: Watch Homeland. It’s a miraculous riddle, wrapped in an enigma, rolled into the single best hour Sunday night premium cable has to offer. There’s unparalleled suspense,…Read More
Daily Wizardry
Anytime something is formally compared with a nuclear winter, I’m immediately depressed. When that something happens to be one of my most desired and cherished interests, things get downright…Read More

