Washington Wizards: Top Six Candidates To Fill Their Final Roster Spot
Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports
Let’s get it all out of the way first: lol it’s never happening lol it’s never happening lol it’s never happening lol it’s never happening lol it’s never happening lol it’s never happening lol it’s never happening lol it’s never happening lol it’s never happening.
That bridge has been burned so thoroughly that naught but ash remains. I have a better chance of signing with the Washington Wizards at this point than Jordan Crawford. But he might help.
Jordan Crawford was an Eastern Conference Player of the Week just a year ago – he’s an incredibly idiosyncratic and often frustrating player, but the Man of Steez always gets his. He can score when he wants to, in a variety of exciting and ridiculous ways, and he has some real all-around playmaking ability, flashing good vision and passing skills when he’s not just looking to score for himself.
Crawford is the wildcard two-guard the Wizards could really use. He has the potential to go off just about any night. And he’s fun! He’s pure fun, on and off the court. The Wizards need an injection of fun. They need some Steez.
But it’ll never happen. Eeeeeeeeeeeever. Let’s just watch the buzzer beater he hit against Portland over and over until we cry ourselves to sleep.